Finally a Valentine’s Day movie (if Valentine’s is Feb. 5th that is)  girls can take their guys too.  Check out the 3D Trailer.

First off you need to watch Outsourced on NBC to get a good idea of the jobs being sent overseas and the conditions. In fact, sometimes I’m angry I’m not having any Dal Makhani or Rajma Chawal! Also it’s nice there and always 100 degrees except at night so it’s just like being in South Central L.A.. Hello Bollywood! Land of JOBS!

A lot of people are angry about what Obama did or did not say regarding our state of life in America and all the bureaucracy that comes with living here -like freedom of speech.

Everyone gets sick. In most cases everyone gets sick days too. So let’s say you have a fever of 102 and this happens for two days, right? You probably call in sick for two days then. Make sense. Here’s the concern, you call in sick, everyone knows and you are still being hassled to do work.

God Damn, I am never getting off my cholesterol medicine. Rockin’ my Lipitor at 2 am on my birthday.

I’m at Express and amazed at skinny pants. I’m so angry I can’t fit into mine like this guy!!

Being safe brings you home each day. Avoid being angry at work otherwise you could lose more than your job, you could lose your life. Be safe at your job today and if you’re angry wear a safety suit.

I got my first cell phone. My favorite part was the alarm along with the calendar. To this day it still is. Then one glorious day someone added the camera to the device. That changed everything, well actuslly it complicated things. Soon every electronic had a camera attached to it. I should have realized back [...]

This 102 year old grandmother can’t understand why GroupOn keeps sending her massage coupons when all she needs are vitamins, fifty cents off and scissors!

Or are you angry at yourself? People misconstrue things they are angry at with things they see in themselves and then we get animosity!

My plumbing broke again but this time it appears that the water is coming from inside the wall; is that normal?
I have a toilet leak, waiting for plumber and they cut off the water to the building.

Fever of 104, I feel crappy.

Diarreah, oh i gotta go.

My mom is in the hospital. My grandma is in the hospital because of my mom.

I’ve apparently got a 4 year old child I don’t know about and I need to take a test to find out if he’s mine but the place is
hours away. My kid just puked into my shoes.

My kid was hit by a car since he was sick but decided he wanted to be a trooper and waltzed into the street while I was calling the doctor

My car was towed!!!

I’m in an accident and my signal comes in and out…

My car wouldn’t start and I don’t have change for the bus since I just cashed it all in the Winn Dixie and had to buy my meds. I have my period.

My man boobs hurt like someone punched them all night I think I have premenstrual sympathy pains.

I got arrested for trying to help someone crossing the street but they said I scared them and the cops took their side since i said they were being rude to the chick since she was hot and yea this is my only call.

My girlfriend told me last night she was pregnant and I’m not the father, you are.

I thought today was a paid holiday.

I told you I would work from home today two days ago.

I fell out of the bed yesterday having crazy sex and dislocated my shoulders,

I made this call on speaker with my toes believe it or not. I have a doctors appointment for my cancer check up.

I have anal bleeding from the Mexican last night and I still can’t stand up right.

My dog ate my shoes.

My wife needs me to take her to the doctors.

What time is it? Hell the power went out and I slept all day?! Why didn’t you call earlier?!

Someone coughed and I think I caught the flu, you should get the flu shot cuz Mary, Joe, and Allison started coughing or take that *cough cough* rid-a-flu OTC stuff

I’m sick of work and if I don’t take a day off I’m liable to go ballistic after all the work, so, this is good for you.

My rabbit died because my cat was chasing it and my dog bit the cats tail off and when the rabbit hid it chewed threw some electrical wires causing the short that killed him and I’m at the vet to fix the cat, neuter the dog and bury the rabbit. I know I’m late we should discuss schedule changes to accomodate for all the traffic, besides instead of working everyone gossips or talks about trash tv in the morning so technically I’m early.

I’ve had non-stop hiccups for 3 days now since Friday (hickup) and I have to (hickup) go to the doctor (hickup) to get my anti-psychotic meds (hickup) which is the only thing that takes them away (hick) and then put me to sl(hickup)ee(hick)eep (up).

I hope 2011 doesn’t piss me off!

Job harvesting… Job hunting has become more evil. Take for instance Bankers Life and Casualty Company, an insurance company where Angela Burke keeps on sending me crappy emails about how great I’d be at selling crappy insurance! I am so glad I changed emails I use so I have different ones for monster.com and careerbuilder.com [...]